why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.
what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
they yelled at me.
I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”
i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me
I’M SO MAD
MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
AND SHE PULLS UP THIS
i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time
me texting someone: hahaha yeah
autocorrect: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHaahahHAHAOMGGG yeah
if puppies could talk I would never even try to make human friends ever again.