It’s so rewarding to see teachers acting fake when the principal comes in the classroom
i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting
bruh porn titles be so extra and so outta line like u got shit like “HORNY TIGHT ASIAN TEEN GAGS ON MONSTER COCK” like relax why u so loud & specific.
Slightly young woman uses her mouth and other orifices to arouse moderately-sized man’s diddly-doo
Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped
Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget
I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.
is that john green
That’s John Green.
One of the best out takes from any television show, ever.
Anonymous said: When girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, I mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it.
If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head.