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hit counter  Unicorn(s) Welcome to my mind
Welcome to my mind
they call me the pizza queen


evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

(Source: evolutional)


what-mom:

I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.


imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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teenytigress:

I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”


theyellowbrickroad:

i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me


zeloserwilder:

I’M SO MAD

MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

AND SHE PULLS UP THIS

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yologna:

stop the alphabet at t cuz i dont want none of u


whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)


i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

(Source: freetacosfromspace)


  • me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not


yowing:

me texting someone: hahaha yeah

autocorrect: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHaahahHAHAOMGGG yeah

me: chill 


vogue-hearts:

if puppies could talk I would never even try to make human friends ever again.


snorlaxatives:

legalize peruvian puff peppers

(Source: snorlaxatives)