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hit counter  Unicorn(s) Welcome to my mind
Welcome to my mind
they call me the pizza queen


spicegirlsofficial:

people who interrupt me when i speak

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(Source: 2treehill)


sorelatable:

It’s so rewarding to see teachers acting fake when the principal comes in the classroom


foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting


fvming:

"You don’t have many followers"

Jesus only had 12

(Source: fvming)


corn-abuse:

cozyqueen:

bruh porn titles be so extra and so outta line like u got shit like “HORNY TIGHT ASIAN TEEN GAGS ON MONSTER COCK” like relax why u so loud & specific.

Slightly young woman uses her mouth and other orifices to arouse moderately-sized man’s diddly-doo


theworldinverts:

ifuckedmartinfreeman:

fishingboatproceeds:

karasaysraaawr:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped

Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget

I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.

is that john green

That’s John Green.

(Source: p-eterquill)


One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

(Source: prekrasnoe-mngnovenie)


Anonymous said: When girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, I mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it.

scalelectricity:

If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head. 


ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses