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hit counter  Unicorn(s) Welcome to my mind
Welcome to my mind
they call me the pizza queen


h0llo:

im just waitin for some mysterious person to come into my life and tell me i am the chosen one for some crazy ass mission thing which will be no surprise to me cuz i rock n i kick butt n then ill save the world but in a cool n badass way n probably look hot as heck while doing it 


snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence


disheartens:

*seduces you with mediocre blogging abilities*

(Source: metallics)


crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes


wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

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(Source: wastery)